I have found a new dream job.

There are many jobs I have wanted to do throughout my life.

1. I gave serious consideration to becoming a meterologist. I was always very good at Physics in school and loved Geography. I was the only person in the school who knew that Bogota was the Capital of Columbia. So that set me up nicely for a job being Wincey Willis. Until French class when I was aksed what I would like to be when I was older "Je voudrais présenter le meteo!" I replied. Half the class laughed. The other half couldn't translate what I said. And with that I needed a new dream.

2. I have always wanted to be the centre line judge at Wimbledon. You work two weeks a year and all you have to do is shout "Fault!" at the top of your voice. And once the serve has been hit you can retire back to your chair and enjoy tennis. Sure you have to be willing to be hit in the face with Tim Henman's balls or face the tauma of having Maria Sharapova end up sitting in your lap but I'm willing to take that chance to reach my dream.

3. I quite faniced being an anonymous sex blogger.

I was sitting with my Canadian Girlfried watching the Marathon at the Euopean Championship in Gothenburg feeling fat. And then I saw my dream job. They cut to the Javellin and some (wo)man was throwning the spear. It flew a long way and I thought "How the heck are they going to get it back from there?"

And then on came a little car, which looked suspiciously like a Volvo 4x4. It had a little tiny roof rack on it for the Javellin to be strapped to. Now providing they haven't got some very tiny little people to drive it, then there must be someone who controls it. And I bet they get to travel the world too. And drive a tiny little car as a job.

Cool.

And I have a full clean UK Driving License too.