My tram is on fire!

I can smell burning and the importance of what is about to happen hits me. I am a blogger and I'm first on the scene. I can finally reach a sort of blogging nadir and do a live updated blog on a disaster. I'll beat all the local, national and international newspapers to the story. I'll be able to offer a unique insight which only us bloggers can. I will be the doyen of the Internet.

I may even reach Nirvana and be interviewed by the Guardian.
And then there's the serialisation and the book deal.
I would be a hero to evey man, woman and child world wide.

I frantically look round for someone to use as a fire blanket to make sure I escape and I notice that the actual burning is coming from a young lad 6 rows behind me smoking a 'herbal' cigarrette.

And he was sitting directly under a "No Sm king" sign. The 'o' having been studiously removed. This is disgraceful and an insult to the values of modern society. I gain control back from my inner Daily Mail reader and decide to let it go.

But I am four exclamation point angry!!!!

These youngsters today have no manners.
I believe it is custom to at least offer it round.