I feel sick. My stomach is churning, my head is light and my bones ache. I feel heavy headed and don't want to move, speak or do anything.

I've tried to cure it. I've drunk a whole bottle of Night Nurse, which made me drowsy. I drank a whole bottle of Day Nurse to wake me up. I've taken an entire pack of Anadin Ultra and half a pack of Tesco Flu Capsules. But they didn't help.

Not even my big black caffine injection from Starbucks has helped cure me. I'm not sure this is something that can be cured by (legal) drugs. Its a feeling that is inside me. However much I try to get rid of it I can not.

I feel like throwing up.

Liverpool are European Champions.