After we're done counting the increasing number of statues that have their nipples on show in the shopping centre that may or may not be near my house, my Canadian Girlfriend and I go to Subway.
I am not especially hungry and do not really need a sandwich but it is tea time and if I ever turn down a work, they call me gay. So pavlovian-ly, I head towards Subway. It is probably a good idea that my Canadian Girlfriend doesn't know that she can make me do stuff by simply calling me gay, not that there's anything etc.....
We order our sandwiches. I have the same one I always eat - chicken and bacon. Maybe I'm just used to ordering my fast food from squeaky voiced teens or simply walking into the Shell garage and having my sandwich made without me saying anything but when I get to the end, the rather burly and swarthy looking gentleman barks out in a Russian accent "You want cookie or crisps."
I shake my head unsure if I have been asked a question or been given an order. I am tempted to add a "No Comrade" but that would set back relations with Russia further than Indiana Jones' latest film.
We sit and eat our lunch, only be interrupted by a couple fighting behind us. She threw a drink at him and hit a girl on another table, who threw a drink at the original drink thrower. The original drink thrower's Boyfriend then throws a drink at the thrower of the drink that hit the original thrower of the drink. And then there's some swearing. I apologise if this sounds a bit vague but in my defence I had my back to the action and my front to a twelve inch sandwich. Quite what Sergei would've made of this beacuse in Soviet Russia, drink throws you.
The queue for the cinema is quite short, however there are some who simply can't wait. Three women push past us, teetering on their ankle breaking sky high heels. They walk towards the person in front of us who seems to be their friend. There is no "Excuse Me "or even something fake sounding to acknowledge their friend and make sure that everyone knows that their simply rude and not ignorant and rude.
Judging by their attire, there is only one film that four cougar aged women who think they're 20 can be going to see.
"Did you see how rude they were?" I say to my Canadian Girlfriend "do you mind if I get them back?" I get a not of acceptance.
"I see Sex and the City Movie is out this week. I can't believe what I read on the Internet about it. Apparently they kill off Big on the way to the wedding." I have no idea if this is true or not. I do know that there's a Sex and the City movie in it and that there's a wedding and a charater called Big - who is about as convincing as a black character in a Harold Ramis film - but it seems plausible and could possibly ruin their night.
We are actually in the queue for tickets to go and see Sex and the City, however I have been lucky enough to escape watching it. I have swapped that pleasure with my Little Sister who will be watching it while I copy information from her old computer to her new one.
The plan is simple. Network the two computers and drag and drop the folders from old computer to new computer. Finish in time to watch some TV.
At 2am, I have proven that the network card in her old computer is both broken and functional. I have taken old the drive out and put it inside my Dad's comptuer spending an age getting boot-order and masters and slaves sorted. I have worked on the permissions making sure that the drives are visible from one machine to another.
I feel that my perseverance is to be commended but also foolish. I get a flashback to sitting in the same chair in the same room until the same time as teenager trying to get an essay spell checked. It took me ages to learn never to ask my dad to do anything after 3pm because it guaranteed that you'd be up until gone midnight but every word would be looked over with a fine toothed comb. But the one thing about history is that we are prone to repeat it, or inherit it.
Finally, I begin copying the 40GB drive.
Hang on? It's only 40GB. I could've copied it all on to my iPod and still had room for all my music. I have 4 x 160GB USB drives on my desk at work, I could've replicated it 16 times and built in some resiliance. Fuck me, I think they even give bigger drives away in Cornflakes.