MB has added the new blog post applicationWhat a wonderful idea it is. It's a great idea and you can tell it is because it's such a simple idea, like Toilet Duck, that everyone thinks that they could've invented it. And it's so novel to. Who'd have thought that revealing little titbits of your personal life across the Internet would've been so popular?
One line of text does limit my ability to fully psychoanalyse the minutiae of my life. If only there was some way that I could write more than 255 characters to dissect every detail of my life? I wonder if I could come up with an idea to solve this. I'm thinking something on-line where people could type random things in about their lives and not be limited to one line of text……
Until I do that here are some of my favourite status updates from Facebook.
- MB really needs the loo but thanks to some dodgy plumbing he has to walk to another building. Crossed legs it is.
- MB is legend
- MB is America and so can you
- MB is watching football at 3pm on Saturday and not working for Sky Sports anymore
- MB can't quite put his finger on where that smell is coming from
- MB cannot see out of one eye. Time for new contact lenses.
- MB wants one of Vince Noir's Silver Jump-suits
- MB feels like he's about to pass out on the keyboard. rupppppppppppppppppppppppps\n djkafsr
- MB is Jenny Hope
- MB is embarrassed that he's just mixed up the search box and the update box on Facebook Mobile
- MB is on the tram approaching a tun…..
- MB is the confuser. Is he a man? Is he a woman? Does he care?
- MB nearly slipped on the wet floor while trying to avoid the "Caution Wet Floor" sign.
- MB needs a shave as he is only day from being declared a wookie
- MB is cooking quality food - under pressure!
- MB is thinking. That Facebook needs more Haikus. Do you think that too?
- MB is looking for a Gold Benfica Third Strip
- MB likes making phone calls while walking to the way to the tram because that way he has an excuse to hang up
- MB is now on the toilet
- MB is currently leaping from life to life striving to put right what once went wrong
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