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My phone is ringing.
It is the same number as yesterday's missed call.
Turns out they were trying to contact me because my phone number has been specially selected for a prize and all I have to do is call an 0900 number and give my bank details to the "Third prince Mbuto of the Congo", whose father tragically died...
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