I have a problem. Not one of those problems thankfully. The doctor has given me some cream and its working well. And i hope the swelling will go down soon. It is very uncomfortable at the moment.

I have a computer problem. Windows will not load and it keeps stopping at the file c:\windows\system32\drivers\mup.sys. Ok, bring it on! All those muppet jokes you're thinking of. Everyone I have mentioned to this has made some muppet related joke. But its not funny. I don't have computer.

I feel like Superman without his cape, Batman without Robin, Supernanny in a home of well behaved kids. Its just not right. I've been crying myself to sleep for the past week. And what makes this worse? It happens to co-incide with the longest period this year that I haven't been at my work PC.

Which is why my blog posting has been so erratic recently.
Not that I would write blog posts from work.
No.
Never.

So I am having to borrow my sisters computer. As always, when you sit down at a new computer the first thing you do is to look for the pornography. I used to hide mine in a folder in c:\Program Files\not a folder full of porn\. As I am looking, I think to myself, what would happen if I found some really sick stuff? That would be gross and I think it would scar me for life.

In fact finding any pornography on my sister's computer would be really bad.
I will stop looking.