Have you ever sat there and wondered what is going on inside someone else's head?
Ever wondered what someone was thinking at that precise moment?

• Are they thinking about how best to implement the enhanced security, increased reliability, and simplified administration that comes with Windows 2003?
• Are they thinking about how funny a midget would look in a tutu?
• Are they wondering if Tony Blair *actually* believed that there were Weapons of Mass destruction in Iraq?
• And are they then thinking that if he did, does that make him more or less stupid than Lois Lane?
  ("Hi I'm Clark Kent" - takes glasses off - "Hi I'm Superman".)
• Are they just merely repeating the mantra - Breathe In, Breathe Out?

Or like the rest of us - are they just thinking about porn?

Well worry no more - for I am giving you the opportunity to come inside my head and see what is going on. I'm absolutely certain that there are no other blogs on this planet which allow you this level of access - especially to such an interesting and wonderful person.

On top of insightful social commentary, bleeding edge political satire and intelligent insights into the state of our country there maybe the odd knob joke.